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i love "u",
I love "u", I love "u", I
love "u", I love "u", I love
"u", I love "u". Hey! Don't
get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w,
x, y, z ! |
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Dark
were those days, without your sight. When I was
in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength
2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS
TUBELIGHT ! |
I Love You. I
Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka
Gandhi says "Love Animals" ! |
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A
- U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D
- U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny
G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just
K - Kidding |
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The animals of
a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion
has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has
come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't
started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy
reading this SMS ! |
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Last nite I lay in bed, looking
at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless
horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the
hell is my roof? |
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You've got
Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence...
You've got Class... You've got D Face... &
You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong
number! Sorry! |
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat,
way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat,
busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now
read it without the word cat. |
| Zindagi
Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen
Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain
our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na" |
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Vo
aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Vo aaj
bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Yeh to unke
bache hee kamine hain,****Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate
hain. |
Tussi Hasde yo
sanu hasaan vaaste****tussi rone yo saanu rovaan
vaaste****ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo****Marr
javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
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Apni
Surat ka kabhi to didaar de****tadap raha hu ab
aur na intzaar de****Apni awaaz nahi sunani to
mat suna****Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar
de |
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I've seen
angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've
seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But
I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you! |
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Ae
dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai****ye aansoo
bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai****royo to
unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain****unke liye
kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain |
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Hi Vajpaye
needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan.****499
ja chuke, message milte hi niklo |
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What
is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice
comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is
a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail |
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Teri aankain
jhuki jhuki****tera chehra khila khila****jab
tere chehre per haath ghumaya ****to aadha kilo
fair & lovely mila |
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Vo
sochte honge usko aksar,****jo hamein unke salaam
de jaati hai,****vo kya jaane unhein choone waali
hawa bhi,****hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai
hai! |
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Someday u
may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money
& even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will
never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose
wot u don't have! |
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You
look so fine!I want to...****break your heart
and give you mine |
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You are like
the sunshine so warm,****you are like sugar, so
sweet...****you are like you...****and that's
the reason why I love you! |
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Love
is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult
to end...****Impossible to forget |
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Do you believe
in love at first sight****or do I have to walk
by again?? |
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I've
seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall
in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine
to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything
sweeter than you! |
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Kiss is not
like Nokia...Connecting People****Kiss is not
like Nike..Just Do It.****Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh
Dil Maange More****But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek
Se Mera Kya Hoga |
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TUSI
bade hi gr8 ho,****RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,****PEPSI
ka cr8 ho,****ANDE ka oml8 ho,****SMS KARNE ME
bade le8 ho,****JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,****KHER
jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! |
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Mandir mein
jaap karta hoon,****Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,****Insaan
se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun****isliye roz tujhko
SMS karke paap karta hoon |
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A
Friend is Sweet when its NEW****Its Sweeter when
its TRUE****But you know that its the sweetest
when it is U |
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Mohit uncle
mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai ****Mohit : - Beta
vo abhi SMS Type raha hai. |
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Phoolon
se khoobsurat koi nahi.****Sagar se gahra koi
nahi.****Ab aapki kya tarif karu...****Dosto me
aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi! |
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Zindagi jaise
ek saza si ho gayi hai,****gamm ke saagar me is
kadar kho gayi hai,****tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish
hai meri,****tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
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God
created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God
created you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes! |
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